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mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

Billy traveled in time back to the veterans’ hospital again. The blanket was over his head. It was quiet outside the blanket. “Is my mother gone?” said Billy. “Yes.” Billy ...
( Category: Classics February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

There are still plenty of hallucinators today, people who respond passionately to all sorts of things which aren’t really going on. This could be a legacy from the Kanka-bonos. But ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

18 KATMANDU, my contribution to Western civilization, has been performed three times before paying audiences—once at the Theatre de Lys in New York City in 1960, in the same month ...
( Category: Contemporary February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

24 A POLYGAMOUS CASANOVA … AFTER SHE GAVE ME the news, I took her into a nearby cafeteria so we could sit down. The ceiling was high. The lights were ...
( Category: Genre Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

18 WHEN WEDNESDAY CAME, Paul stopped by his farm early in the morning and gave Mr. Haycox his instructions. Mr. Haycox made it clear that he wasn’t a parlor maid. ...
( Category: Contemporary February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

( Category: Classics February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

The purpose of it was to kill people by jazzing them with more electricity than their bodies could stand. Dwayne Hoover had seen it twice—once during a tour of the ...
( Category: Science Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george

Brain Droppings y observEdl (oil euphemisms actual = holistic massage therapy liEQP llOttl = limited service lodging = interim financing = custodial interference mottfESJ ond box spring = sleep system ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george [carlin,george]

There is a clear line of evolution between “Shoot” and “Seven Words.” The piece grew out of a desire to talk about language standards and the inconsistency in them. So ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george

Legally drunk . Well, if it’s legal, what’s the problem? “Leave me alone, officer, I’m legally drunk!” You know where you can stick it . Why do we assume everyone ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:sedaris,david [sedaris,david]

The Cow and the Turkey The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:salinger,j.d. [salinger,j.d.]

16 After I had my breakfast, it was only around noon, and I wasn't meeting old Sally till two o'clock, so I started taking this long walk. I couldn't stop ...
( Category: Arts & Photography February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:sedaris,david [sedaris,david]

c.o.g. The bus from North Carolina to Oregon takes four days, which breaks down to roughly seventy-five thousand hours if one is traveling without the aid of a strong animal ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Jonathan Swift [Swift, Jonathan]

THE END OF THE SECOND PART. Part III A VOYAGE TO LAPUTA, BALNIBARBI, LUGGNAGG, GLUBBDUBDRIB, AND JAPAN Chapter I The author sets out on his third voyage. Is taken by ...
( Category: Classics February 7,2018 )