Adultolescence by Gabbie Hanna


Adultolescence by Gabbie Hanna

Author:Gabbie Hanna
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK


LOVEBOAT

next time you pour everything you have into someone,

make sure they don’t have any leaks.

PRANKSTER

God has a sick sense of humor.

He put men and women on this earth,

then told them to not only coexist, but to reproduce.

he built their bodies to survive on one another,

yet built their brains to agree on virtually nothing.

aaaahhhhhh you got us so good!

CRAVINGS

cheese cravings are a sign you have a calcium deficiency.

it also signifies that you really like cheese.

if you’re craving red meat, you may have an iron deficiency.

also, hamburgers are delicious.

a desire for salty food means you need more essential fatty acids.

alternatively, that you like nonessential fatty food.

if you eat chocolate in copious amounts, you’re lacking magnesium.

that, and self-control.



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