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Who Wacked Roger Rabbit? by Gary K. Wolf

Who Wacked Roger Rabbit? by Gary K. Wolf

Author:Gary K. Wolf [Wolf, Gary K.]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Noir, Mystery & Crime, Humour
Goodreads: 20439756
Publisher: Musa Publishing
Published: 2013-11-27T11:00:00+00:00

We drove to Toon Pan Alley, the place where Toons created songs and wrote stage musicals.

On the way in, we passed a series of Burma Shave style word balloons. They were stapled to sticks and stuck into the ground alongside the road. They read:

When you need

A song to sing,

Hit the Alley.

Where music’s king.

Two bars, eight bars

Six bits, a dollar.

Want a song?

Just give a holler!

“I been hearing a lot about this cow lately,” said Sands. “Elmer Holstein. A musical genius. He wrote Cow, Cow Boogie and that other one everybody was singing a few years back. Cow Patty, She’s My Girl. I oughta stop off and visit him while we’re here. See how much he’d charge me to write a score for Hi, Toon!”

We pulled up at the Fine Toon Rehearsal Studios located just off Frankie Lane.

We went inside.

Jessica Rabbit stood on-stage.

She wore the outfit chorines favored for rehearsals, loose-fitting red shorts and a white blouse that barely contained her prominent assets. Thanks to the shorts, I was able to spend a few luscious moments admiring the world’s most perfect pair of legs. I had read the publicity story about how her film studio had insured her gams for one million simoleons. In my opinion, that appraisal was too low by a factor of ten.

Jessica was the damsel undistressed by the chorus line of tall, handsome, humanoid men surrounding her.

Jessica sang a song about diamonds being a girl’s best friend while the men picked her up and passed her around hand to hand. From where I stood, more than a few of Jessica’s dancing partners got overly handy.

Roger wasn’t completely clueless. He couldn’t help but notice the pot- of-gold - at -the-end-of-the-rainbow effect his wife had on red-blooded, blue-blooded, yellow-livered, black-hearted, purple-passioned, or in my case white-knighted men. His jealousy boiled up a little bit at the sight of his wifey playing kitschy-koo with thirty guys who didn’t have a total of ten flaws between them. Roger’s head turned bright red. Little puffs of steam came out of his ears.


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